👉"CERTIFIED TRASH PANDA" Heavyweight Tee – BOGO 50% OFF🔥
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🔥 EMBRACE YOUR INNER TRASH PANDA. WEAR IT PROUDLY. STAY MISCHIEVOUS.
The "CERTIFIED TRASH PANDA" Heavyweight Tee Shirt is designed for those who proudly embrace their mischievous, playful, and slightly chaotic side. Ideal for anyone who thrives on late-night adventures, loves snacks at odd hours, and isn't afraid to show their wild side.
TEE SHIRT DETAILS (Comfort Colors 1717):
✔ Pre-washed and garment dyed for a soft, lived-in feel and minimal shrinkage. ✔ Made with 100% soft ring-spun U.S. cotton fabric and threads. ✔ Topstitched, classic width rib collar for durability. ✔ Relaxed, seamless body fit for ultimate comfort. ✔ Signature twill label and shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape. ✔ Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol. ✔ Crafted with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact, salt-free dyes. ✔ Sustainability commitment: Reduced plastic waste, eco-friendly manufacturing, respect for circularity, and dignity in labor practices.
TEE SHIRT SIZING GUIDE:
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Center Back (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.625 | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25 | 28 | 17.75 |
| L | 22 | 29.375 | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30.75 | 20.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 31.625 | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.5 | 23.25 |
| 4XL | 29.75 | 33.5 | 24.625 |
WHY YOU NEED IT:
🦝 For Night Owls & Snack Lovers – Celebrate your love of midnight mischief and spontaneous snacking. 😈 For the Unapologetically Playful – Perfect for anyone proud of their quirky, chaotic side. 🎉 For Social Fun & Casual Mischief – Ideal for laid-back hangouts, spontaneous adventures, or casual mischief-making. 🛠️ Built to Last – Premium quality construction backed by a lifetime warranty against defects (raided fridges not included).
🔥 SPECIAL OFFER – BOGO 50% OFF 🔥
No code needed! Buy One, Get One 50% OFF automatically at checkout—because mischief loves company.
100% RISK-FREE SATISFACTION GUARANTEE
If you don’t absolutely love it, keep it anyway. We’ll still refund you—no hassle, no worries.
⚡ Wear it, embrace the chaos, and proudly claim your title—CERTIFIED TRASH PANDA. Grab yours today!
All clothing is BUILT-TO-ORDER in Dallas, just like our trucks. Please be patient. Your oder may take up to 2-3 weeks to arrive (most orders arrive within 5-10 days), but it is hand-sewn and well worth the wait. Most orders ship out within 2-3 business days, but we do deal with the constraints of made-to-order construction and it may take slightly longer to ship.
Black Dog has a 30 day no-questions-asked FREE return policy. If you don't like it, let us know!
